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Onward and Upward
Let’s go to Mars! Let’s do it for G-Dub, our space cowboy president.
Sure, it’ll cost a trillion dollars, but here’s how we’re going to pay for it—legalize all the illegal immigrants and tax their meager salaries. I’m sure it will cover the cost.
While we’re at it, maybe we can even lower the taxes for some of our buddies, you know: the multi-millionaires who really need tax relief. And as a bonus, we’ll have created millions of new jobs. Look how great the economy’s bouncing back!
All the extra NASA patches that we’ll sell to 8-year old boys will create even more jobs—manufacturing jobs, just the kind that we need. And now that the immigrants are legal, guess who can work them. Of course we won’t make them in China; that would be unpatriotic.
So let’s build a space station on the moon! Then, in a decade, we’ll have a truly secure location to hide President Cheney…
01/09/04 09:49AM Politics
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